i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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