Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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