quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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