i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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