im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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