Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I met the friendliest cop last night
well you can't waste a boner
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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