i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
COCAINE IS GR8
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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