Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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