Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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