Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
