Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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