Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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