Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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