Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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