saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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