I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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