We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
