Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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