I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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