you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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