so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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