giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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