I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This baby is an asshole
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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