How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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