we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
