Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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