Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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