Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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