Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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