the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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