HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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