so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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