Porn is love you can see.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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