You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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