Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
