Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
And then the night went full on bisexual.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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