He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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