it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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