So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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