If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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