there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We left the knife in your bed.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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