The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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