just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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