all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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