everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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