You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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