My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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