Sponge bath it is.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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