Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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