Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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