According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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