you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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