It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
