is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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