it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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