it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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