He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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