my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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