I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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