she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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